The straw that broke the camel toe

As most of you know my boyfriend BK is living in Los Angeles, CA with his family. Although I would love to, I can't afford to visit this holiday season. That along with a myriad of other small issues between us has made me realize that absence does not make the heart grow fonder.
In a recent conversation he asked me if I had ever seen the BK Show on youtube. I of course said no, what is the BK Show? He told me that it is a show that he is uploading to youtube where he goes around asking strangers at his job unusual questions. His most recent episode's topic was....."Do you like camel toe". I know, I know what you are all thinking--of course! everyone loves camel toe.
There was a long silence between BK and I on the phone and I broke it by asking him how old he was. He told me his age and then I asked him whether he was a grow up to which he responded "sometimes". I promptly told him that I was completely disgusted with the vulgarity and immaturity of the topic, the show, and him. I told him to never speak to me about the whole BK show idea again. About 20 minutes later in our conversation and he tried to bring it up again. I quickly interupted "No, no, no, I don't think you understood me earlier, I never want to hear about it again". I still don't think that he understood the severity of my irritation, what with the language barrier and all. It is like when the asian women are giving you a pedicure and are trying to hold a conversation with you. They smile and bob their head up and down, but you can tell that they really have no clue what you are talking about.
I still like to have BK around, but it is more out of familiarity now than out of need or want. I am shopping for a newer and updated model so my blog entries may get more interesting in the next few months...wishing you the best year ever...Mel